Ten Stupid Questions with Peter David

In which city do you work?
I don't work in a city. I work in a village.

What got you into comics?
Haircuts. When I was a kid, my barber had stacks of them, and he was real slow, so I always had to wait a while and had plenty of time to read.

Where do babies come from?
Big babies, who then become adults.

Where do you see yourself in five years?
I don't.

What do you feel you have yet to do?
Five more questions after this one.

Does this make me look fat?
No, but that does.

Which of your projects are you the most proud of?
My kids.

Who are your influences, inside or outside of comics?
My friends and family.

Does this look infected to you?
Christ, yes. That'll have to come off.

What advice would you give a person trying to break into the industry?
Don't get caught.