We sent our cyberpsychonaut into a Pacific Northwest orbital velocity to investigate. He never came back. About a month later, we received this capsule containing a recorded communication, $12, an opium pipe and a breath mint. Apparently, it was a hell of a show.
T: Back from Freezepop show. Chris Onstad was there, so they performed the "Philippe is a very special boy" song. And of course, Science Genius Girl.
K: Well, shit. That's awesome.
T: But my fave was opening act Ming and Ping.
T: Imagine if the love child of Bowie and Billy Idol grew up in a Chinese opera house. In the future. With the Monkey King as hypeman, and Fu Manchu on drums.
T: Also he talks to and sins [sic] with his 'twin' who is on a video screen with psychedelic backgrounds.
T: In the Blade Runner future we were promised, this is what blares from floating video screens in our rainy metropolis.
K: Welcome back to the future.
T: Oh, indeed. Good night and good luck, good sir.
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